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One of my best snaps.

One of my best snaps.

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

trolltina:

me as a parent

megustamemes:

FBI’s priorities.

megustamemes:

FBI’s priorities.

longlivethegirlinthedress:

TAYLOR SWIFT GIVES ME LIFE BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME 

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sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind, because I can’t picture how it could work with the way my life is. I don’t know how a guy is supposed to walk next to his girlfriend when there are 20 men with cameras, and he can’t protect his girlfriend because that’s the life she chose. I just don’t see how it could work, so I don’t think about it, and I kind of run from it when it presents itself. ‘Cause I don’t think any guy really… They think that they would want to get to know me, and maybe date me, but I don’t think they want what comes with it.” ― Taylor Swift (Vogue UK, November 2014)