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I’m at it again :p Really happy with this one.

I’m at it again :p Really happy with this one.

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

“I don't have to do much to shock people.”

“I don't have to do much to shock people.”


Beauty is sincerity. I think that there are so many different ways that someone can be beautiful… personality traits that come through when somebody is really sincere is what makes them beautiful.

Beauty is sincerity. I think that there are so many different ways that someone can be beautiful… personality traits that come through when somebody is really sincere is what makes them beautiful.

telapathetic:

When you check ur phone in the middle of the night

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

burgrs:

if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like

10knotes:

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10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

lulz-time:

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theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester

lulz-time:

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negritaaa:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

yooooooo

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE